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How Kenyan Youths React When Their Pastors Preach Against 'Sex Before Marriage'

Here are 8 ways most Kenyan youth react when their pastors begin preaching against sex marriage.

Premarital sex is a topic not everyone would like to listen to, mainly because most people have indulged in it. So you had a very fun Friday, drank a few tots of hard liquor and slept at your boyfriends' place. Of course you probably had a lot of sex that night judging from the fact that the night started perfectly well. On Saturday you oversleep and get up at the afternoon and its time you freshened up and go home.

Kenyan pastor preaching to church members

However before you head home, your guy wants to go another round of making love and since he will get mad if you refuse, you allow him. Saturday goes. Since you were raised in a christian family you have to go to church only to find your pastor preaching about how sex before marriage will lead you straight to hell.

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8 ways Kenyan youth react when their church pastor starts preaching against premarital sex;

1. They become quiet all over a sudden. Since I am a victim, I am going to use myself as an example. When the pastor starts dwelling on this 'life threatening' topic the affected will go silent all over a sudden. It is at this point that you start doubting if the pastor knows what you have done.

2. They start paying less attention to the preacher. When the pastor starts saying "Sex before marriage is the biggest sin on earth..." you start getting that guilty feeling. Sometimes its so intense that you start wishing the floor would open up and swallow your whole body. To avoid this feeling the victim starts staring at the loud speakers, the choir team and other useless stuff like windows and bulbs.

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3. They begin adjusting their sitting positions. This is not an exaggeration. During such a sermon, some of them will keep adjusting their sitting postures until the sermon ends. The culprits will even adjust their sitting posture up to 200 times before the sermon ends which will keep them distracted.

4. They keep staring at their wrist watches. The pastor could have stated that he/she will be preaching for only 10 minutes, however, when they start talking about the 'pre-marital sex' topic, 10 minutes turn into hours and hours turn into days. At this state, the pre-marital sex culprits end up taking a quick look at their watches every 7 seconds.

5. Virgin ladies pay maximum attention to the sermon. While those affected hide their faces in shame, virgin ladies are giving full attention to the pastor. They wow when the pastor starts listing tricks and tactics that guys use to get under women's pants.

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6. They don't go to the alter to be prayed for. At the end of the sermon, the pastor calls those who have ever had sex before marriage so that he can pray for their forgiveness from God. They normally don't go to the podium but when the pastor asks everyone to repeat a prayer after him/her, they are usually very keen.

7. They will conclude that the sermon was boring. After the service the 'pre-marital' sex culprits will inform whoever cares to ask how service was that the sermon was unbelievably boring.

8. They start playing games on their phones. People carry smartphones these days to church mainly because it contains the modern bible application. The smartphone, however, comes to use when the pastor starts preaching against fornication. They begin playing games such as candy crush to keep them distracted.

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