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4 Best Ways To Get Quick Attendance In Kenyan Banks

Kenyan banks have unbelievably down tempo customer service. Customers have to queue for close to 4 hours in the bank just to deposit an amount not more than five thousand shillings only

Kenyan banks have unbelievably down tempo customer service. Customers have to queue for close to 4 hours in the bank just to deposit an amount not more than five thousand shillings only. Nonsense! Am starting to think the mobile technology should take over and replace all these stupidity of having to hunger in a bank. Funny thing is that these banks don't even reward our patience with maybe a cup of coffee or something....

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This is why I have decided to share a few techniques of how to get attended to fast in a local bank:

1. Social Media: 

Facebook, twitter and Google plus all have their purposes. Noise! Yeah...In as much as it might sound like a direct translation from Swahili, I mean it. Use the Bank's social media pages to inform them that their branches have really slow services and you are thinking of shifting to another bank. They will immediately ask the affected branch to deal with you... try it!
2. Crazy level 100:

If you need to get out of that bank in minutes yet there is an impossibly long queue, you have to do the impossible. Just walk straight to the teller and speak a gibberish language mixed with broken English that doesn't make any sense. If the teller is a lady and you are a guy, ask her on a date cheekily and she will attend to you knowing that you are crazy.

3. Fake a faint:

No..Not for that long. If you faint for too long then you will be rushed to the hospital. The one trick is to fall take a nap on the floor for about 3 minutes. When bank personnel come for assistance, open your eyes and look confused. Convince them that you are tired of standing...and VOILA! You will be attended to by the teller..

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4. Be friendly to "queuers"

By queuers I'm referring to those other guys you are queuing with. Try something like convincing them that there's a funeral you really have to attend. And you will see people allowing you to "Cut" the line....

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