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9 Similarities Between Kenyan Ladies And Policemen

My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.

My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.Without wasting time. Now let's analyze what these people share in common

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1. Late Coming Attitude

If there's a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the police to come take charge, they will come immediately the robbers leave the scene and will start firing guns, tear gas and will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost driving you out of the hotel

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2. They Are Indecisive

Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they swore with their lives that not even President Uhunye will make them let go off you. They same people will later reach an agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavor to dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and they must have sworn with their lives that only death can separate them. The same ladies will dump your ass for a guy they barely know probably because of his financial stability.

3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich

We don't need a prophet Kanyari to tell us that these people love money to the extent that if you happen to be a broke guy, you will be mishandled. But if you happen to be a rich dude, these policemen suddenly become your best friends. Same to the ladies, they are always posting on their timelines that they can't deal with broke niggurs.

4. They Are Both At Receiving End

Just we know that our policemen men are always at the receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some cash into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do the same. So are many ladies too. When they visit you they expect you to pay for their fare, else, they tag you "Stingy guy", and when you visit them, they will expect you to at least drop some amount of money...

5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion

I guess you might have at a point in time been harassed by policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains on you. Take for example, you drove your pop's car and policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the documents of the car to them and they found out that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing flirtatious messages

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6. They Are Easily Deceived

Yes ladies and policemen always claim they are too smart to be deceived, but I can tell you that If you know your way, you can deceive them and throw them into a state of discombobulation

7. They Are Not Appreciative In Nature

By default, both of them are not appreciative. Why? If you give a policeman a sum of money today, and you refuse to give them money tomorrow, he will never remember that you actually gave him some money yesterday. To the ladies, they believe that every favour done to them is your duty as a man. You may give a lady some millions of cash today, if she picks up quarrel with you tomorrow, she may start saying " what have you even done that a man has not done before?"

8. They Flirt

The syndrome of flirting runs in the veins of both of them. A policeman will at the end of working hours chill at a local pepper soup joint flirting with ladies who are old enough to be his daughter. To the ladies, that have boyfriends but will still be flirting under the cloak of "I can not put all my eggs in one basket"

9. They Operate Effectively At Night

Yes they operate effectively at night. You will see police road block at night stopping trailers and vehicle to get money from them, so as some ladies who display their body at night waiting for "sponsors" to parade them. Aren't they synonymous ?

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Trending Post | Kenya's Online Newspaper: 9 Similarities Between Kenyan Ladies And Policemen
9 Similarities Between Kenyan Ladies And Policemen
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they are both synonymous in nature.
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